Another weird kid on the internet who talks to a camera then posts it on youtube. As you can tell I didnt know what to write for this so yeah.



never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

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i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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does it ever kill you when you make conversation with the person youve been looking forward to talking to the entire day and they just kinda brush you off

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important snapchat from saturday night


important snapchat from saturday night

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— 1 week ago with 46 notes



This right here, ladies and gentlemen, just might be the best beauty-and-beast-story ever.

Because any little girl (or boy for that matter) should grow up knowing that you could be a giant green ogre, and you’d still be bloody gorgeous to the ones that matter.  And not in the “oh, I can overlook your flaws” -kind of way. But in the “those aren’t flaws, they are beauty spots!”-kind of way.

Rant finished.

the donkey fucked a dragon

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